If you were up to your neck in a tub of vomit...

BrooklynDodger signed up with Zogby.com to be polled from time to time.

This was after the Dodger learned that Zogby was not a Republican [his bro was on the DNC, they are progressive arab-american community leaders] and runs his operation out of a depressed neighborhood [what else are there] in central NY state.

As a further concession, the mental effort to claim to be a 35 year old white male republican christian fundamentalist with high income living in a Kansas suburb became too great, so the Dodger logs in with the Dodgers actual demographics.

Now comes the hard part. Zogby asked who the Dodger would vote for, Ronald Reagan or George W. Bush.

BrooklynDodger thinks there's little question who's worse: GW's administration is more right wing and less competent than Ronnie's, and GW himself is harder to look at and listen to [a really hard contest to win.]

After some thought, BrooklynDodger, who always advocates voting the lesser of two evils when it's a real election, felt the Dodger could not vote for Reagan in a fake election. So the Dodger checked "someone else."